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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:58

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}